Guacamole

Primero, consigue aguacates del hombre que los vende de su coche. Entonces, cortalos en mitades y saca la boca. Saca la fruta verde del piel y ...

So get some avocados from the guy who sells them from his truck. Or from the store. Cut them in half, take out the pit, scoop out the green stuff and mash it. Add lemon juice so the green stuff doesn't oxidize and get yucky. Add black pepper, salt, onion powder, and garlic powder to taste. Dip in chips and experience happiness.